1. "Ah, Italy! Aren't you glad we started here and not England? And look - there's Debbie!"
2. "What's the 5-pointed star on the wall for you say? Buy us a drink and I'll tell you lads, it's a cracking story!"
2. "Damn, missed the board again, I'm always doing that! It's these darts, the flights on them are well dodgy.."
4. "I should kill myself, Jack? Right you are then, have that other piece of toast while I jump out this hospital windo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o..."
5. "You want to come back and stay with me in my nurses flat? Get lost you nutter! How do you even know my name?"
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"Do you have any hot soup?"
ReplyDelete"Yes, and a room for the night. There's no way you're going out again in weather like this."
Incidentally, I accept it was their fault for not sticking to the road, but in practical terms, just how does one beware the moon exactly?
What saying 'beware the moon' does to someone is put the shits up them without being of any practical use at all.
ReplyDeleteI've started saying it all the time.
Right, it's always good form to buy a round for the locals when entering the sacred space of the pub. That was a key mistake.
ReplyDeleteBut no way in hell would any self-respecting American turn down an offer to shack up with Jenny Agutter!!